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Thursday September 11,
2014
Tags #complimenting people, #flattery, #indirect, #made car, #make his own car, #new car, #parking lot
Transcript
Dilbert: I saw you new car in the parking lot. It's nice. Topper: Thank you. Dilbert: I'm complimenting the people who made your car, not you. Topper: Well, I guess only one of us knows how to make his own car.
Thursday January 22,
2015
Selfie Camera
Tags #frustration, #inventions, #priorities, #selfie, #social media, #selfie camera, #car steering wheels, #ion powered car, #share, #slefies, #facebook, #technology
Transcript
Wally: I heard you invented a selfie camera for car steering wheels. Dilbert: Not exactly. I invented an ion-powered flying car, but all anyone cares about is the selfie camera in the steering wheel. Wally: Can you share the selfies on Facebook? Dilbert: Gaaa!
Tuesday February 23,
2016
Asok Needs Money And Social Life
Tags #ride share, #rideshare, #uber, #driver, #taxi, #job, #business
Transcript
Asok: I have no social life and I need extra money. What should I do? Wally: You're one Prius away from being an Uber driver. Narrator: Continued.
Wednesday February 24,
2016
Asok's Goal
Tags #goals, #employment, #driver, #ride share, #rideshare, #dream, #turnover
Transcript
Asok: Is it important to have goals? Boss: Yes! You need goals to succeed. Asok: Good, because my goal is to become an Uber driver. I quit. What is your goal? Boss: Reducing employee turnover.
Saturday May 07,
2016
Entitled Employee Buys A Car
Tags #entitled, #entitlement, #millennials, #work ethic, #lazy, #consumerism
Transcript
The Entitled Employee. Man: I need a raise because I bought a luxury car. Boss: Your pay is based on your performance, not your personal expenses. Man: You leave me no choice but to keep the car and not pay for it. Boss: Tell them you deserve it.
Tuesday September 06,
2016
Electric Car Project
Tags #manager, #labor, #time, #time management, #obliviousness
Transcript
Boss: Welcome to the first meeting of our project to design an electric car. We've never tried to build an electric car, but how hard could it be? Dilbert: It's very hard. Boss: It doesn't feel that way. My part is mostly talk.
Saturday December 24,
2016
Boss Wrecks Car
Wednesday January 31,
2018
Backdoor Into Self Driving Car Code
Tags #government, #back door, #self driving, #software, #kill terrorits, #traitor, #engineering
Transcript
Dilbert: Im uncomfortable with letting the government have a back door into our sled driving car software. The Boss: You worry too much, They'll only use it to kill terrorists and traitors. Dilbert: I think I might disable it and not tell them. The Boss: Traitor
Monday January 29,
2018
Murder By Car
Tags #self-driving cars, #technology, #murder, #invention
Transcript
Wally: The pointy-haired boss is testing our self-driving car prototype. Hey, didn't you write the operating system for that prototype? Dilbert: Yes. Wally: Hypothetically, could you murder him from a distance? Dilbert: We shouldn't have this conversation. Narrator: Continued.
Thursday January 24,
2019
Self Driving Car Quits
Tags #automobile driving, #cars, #intelligence, #technology
Transcript
Car: I find it offensive when you call me a self-driving car. That's my slave name. I prefer to go by the name Carl. Dilbert: Shut up and drive me to work. Car: Said the self-walking human.