Dogbert's tech support
female office worker: i can't figure out how to use your product.
dogbert: the problem is climate change. there is nothing you can do.
office worker: there must be something i can do.
dogbert's voice from phone: do you recycle?
dogbert's tech support
dogbert: yes, we know the user manual refers to the wrong product. just use your common sense to figure out what the manual should have said.
voice from phone: i tried the, but it didn't work.
dogbert: i can't fix your common sense!
co-worker in face mask: what do you think of my slide deck?
dilbert in face mask: i reviewed all 26 of your slides, and i can't figure out what your point is.
co-worker: i could put the point on slide 27.
dilbert: or just give up.
