dilbert: as you instructed, i refused to give in to our biggest customer's demands and they canceled all of their orders.
boss: i didn't tell you to do that, you fool!
dilbert: you told me to do exactly that.
boss: i never told you to lose our biggest customer!
dilbert: you told me to refuse their demands.
boss: but i didn't tell you to lose the customer!
dilbert yelling: it's the same thing!!!
boss: the important thing here is that it's your fault.
Dilbert yelling: i get it!!!