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242 Results for Love
View 81 - 90 results for love comic strips. Discover the best "Love" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday August 03,
1990
Tags Dilbert, scientist, laboratory, will power, escape, engineering, experiment
Transcript
Scientist: Ahaaa! There's my runaway lab rat! I'd recognize little XP-39C2 anywhere! All is forgiven come back to your job at the lab. I love. Scientist: He was specially bred to have no will power. Lab Rat: Hold me.
Saturday August 04,
1990
Tags Dogbert, rabert, lab rats, stupid, professor, heart, laboratory, escaping
Transcript
Rabert: Goodbye, Dogbert, I must return to the lab with the professor. Dogbert: That's stupid. Rabert: He says he loves me. That must be why he fed me so much. Dogbert: You're getting stupider. Rabert: I have to follow my heart. Dogbert: Mmm... Love causes stupidity in lab rats.
Monday August 06,
1990
Tags Dogbert, ratbert, conclusions, news media, times, television, tv, news, headlines
Transcript
Dogbert sits on his pillow watching television. A news reporter says, "A scientist reports that love made a lab rat stupid." The newscaster continues, "The scientist cautioned the media not to draw conclusions based on one rat." The cover of Time Magazine has a picture of Ratbert and the caption "Love and SAT Scores."
Saturday September 15,
1990
Tags Dilbert, bottle, wine, distinctive, special, destined, cork, sniffers, Dogbert, love
Transcript
Dilbert tells Dogbert, "To me, a woman is like a fine bottle of wine." Dilbert explains, "Each one is familiar, yet distinctive and special." Dogbert says, "In the wine of life, some people are destined to be cork-sniffers."
Thursday October 11,
1990
Tags Dilbert, aunt, helen, elbow warmer, gift, lowest, creature, dog, Dogbert
Transcript
Dilbert reads a letter that says, "Dear Dilbert, I hope you like this elbow warmer I knitted for you. Love, Aunt Helen." Dilbert says to Dogbert, "It's an elbow warmer; just a thoughtful little gift from me to you." Dogbert says, "I feel like the lowest creature in the gift chain."
Friday October 19,
1990
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, defendant, innocent, money, revenge
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit in the jury box. Dogbert yells, "Stop the trial!! Stop the trial!! The defendant is innocent!!" Dogbert says, "I'M the one who killed those people. I did it for love and for money and revenge!!" Dogbert says to Dilbert, "Well, not really, but I always wanted to say that."
Monday December 03,
1990
Tags dinosaurs, bob, dawn, easy, tossed, air, dad, stuff, egg, baby-sit
Transcript
Dawn the Dinosaur hands Bob an egg and says, "It's your turn to baby-sit the egg, Bob." Bob throws the egg into the air and thinks, "I used to love it when my dad tossed me in the air." Bob thinks, "This dad stuff is easy." Dawn watches him toss the egg and looks furious.
Thursday January 10,
1991
Tags Dilbert, kiss, question, gracefully, blind dating, love, dog, animal behavior
Transcript
Judy, a dog in a dress, says to Dilbert, "I guess a good night kiss is out of the question." Dilbert throws a stick and says, "Fetch!" Judy turns to follow the stick. Dilbert leans against the door and says, "That ended more gracefully than most of my dates."
Saturday June 01,
1991
Tags Men, Women, frolic, rain, payoff, huge, singing, romance, love
Transcript
The panel says, "The difference between men and women. (Well, one of them.)" Dilbert and a woman look out the window. The woman says, "It's raining!! Let's go frolic in the rain!!" Dilbert thinks, "Frolic?" Dilbert stands in the rain wearing a raincoat and hood. The woman dances in the puddles without a coat or shoes. Dilbert thinks, "This'd better have a huge payoff."
Wednesday June 12,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, company's, privacy, johnson, cheetos, diet pepsi, grass, skirts, lawnmower
Transcript
Dilbert asks Wally, "Don't you think the company's drug testing policy is a violation of our privacy?" Wally replies, "I don't do drugs." The Boss reads a report and says, "Johnson, your blood test results are in. Looks like you live on Cheetos and Diet Pepsi . . . Your wife doesn't love you . . . And whoa . . What's this?" The Boss continues, "Apparently, you like to dress in grass skirts and make fun of the lawnmower."

