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Keyboard Clicks

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Keyboard Clicks - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, cell phone, office, office workers

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alice: i noticed you have your keyboard click sounds activated. i've been listening to it all morning. the boss holding cell phone: i don't know how to make it stop. alice: i'll show you. frame shows outside of office building with phone being thrown out window.

Wally Answers Phone In Bathroom

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Wally Answers Phone In Bathroom - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, office, office workers, mobile phone

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carol: every time i try to call your mobile phone, you don't answer. wally: i only answer my phone when i'm in the bathroom. carol: i will never call you again. wally: it's time for office hours.

App For Random Praise

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App For Random Praise - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, cell phone, criticism, office, praise

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the boss: i've stopped trying to understand what you do all day long. the boss: now i use an app that reminds me at random times to praise you or to criticize you. alice: that is the dumbest thing you have ever done. the bosses cell phone: ping! the boss: keep up the good work!

Wally Uses Speakerphonetif

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Wally Uses Speakerphonetif - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags cell phone, office, office workers, speaker phone, voice-texting, click

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the boss: i asked you to stop using your speaker-phone because it was disturbing your co-workers. the boss: now they tell me you started doing voice-texting, which is even worse. wally: okay fine. later that day. alice visually upset and yelling: turn off your keyboard click sound! wally's cell phone: click click click.

Pandemic For 75 Years

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Pandemic For 75 Years - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags cell phone, covid-19, health & safety, pandemic, science, scientist, numb, sarcasm

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dilbert reading cell phone: scientists now say the pandemic will last seventy-five years. dilbert and dogbert say nothing. dilbert: yup, i'm numb.

Lonely Man

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Lonely Man  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, zoom, discuss, issue, video call, voice call, attractive, lonely, Women, man, remote, work from home, cell phone, linkedin, profile, photo

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dilbert on couch with cell phone texting. dilbert texting: let's do a zoom call to discuss that issue. tap tap tap other person's response: you only want to do a video call because i'm an attractive woman and you are a lonely single man working remotely. will you settle for a voice call while you stare at my linkedin profile photo? dilbert: yes

Office Nickname

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Office Nickname - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, cell phone, nickname, office, insulting, approval, bad, start, permission

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dilbert video call on cell phone. dilbert: should i call you ted, or do you prefer your office nickname? i only ask because your nickname is insulting, so i just wanted to make sure you were okay with me using it. ted: i have an office nickname? dilbert thinking: aaand we're off to a bad start.

Back Up

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Back Up - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags technology, business, wi-fi, strong signal, signal, video, cell phone, weak

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dogbert: you have a weak video signal. can you go where the wi-fi is stronger? try backing up. back. farther. back. back. voice from cell phone: aaaiii!!! dogbert: perfect.

Forty Minutes Late

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Forty Minutes Late - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, jerk, late, minutes, punish, sarcasm, technology, waiting, cell phone

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voice from Dilbert's cell phone: i'll be forty minutes late. dilbert: i just wasted twenty minutes waiting! why didn't you tell me as soon as you knew? voice from phone: because i knew you would be a jerk about it. so i punished you. dilbert: oh.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags computers & peripherals, gadgets, 4g products, goodness, competetive, g stands for

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Ted: For competitive reasons, we've rebranded all of our 4G mobile products as 8G. Dilbert: I'm curious what the marketing department thinks the "G" stands for. Ted: Guess what doesn't mean "goodness."