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177 Results for Mobile (Cell) Phones
View 81 - 90 results for mobile (cell) phones comic strips. Discover the best "Mobile (Cell) Phones" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday April 11,
2019
Keyboard Clicks
Tags business, cell phone, office, office workers
Transcript
alice: i noticed you have your keyboard click sounds activated. i've been listening to it all morning. the boss holding cell phone: i don't know how to make it stop. alice: i'll show you. frame shows outside of office building with phone being thrown out window.
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Thursday May 02,
2019
Wally Answers Phone In Bathroom
Tags business, office, office workers, mobile phone
Transcript
carol: every time i try to call your mobile phone, you don't answer. wally: i only answer my phone when i'm in the bathroom. carol: i will never call you again. wally: it's time for office hours.
Tuesday June 18,
2019
App For Random Praise
Tags business, cell phone, criticism, office, praise
Transcript
the boss: i've stopped trying to understand what you do all day long. the boss: now i use an app that reminds me at random times to praise you or to criticize you. alice: that is the dumbest thing you have ever done. the bosses cell phone: ping! the boss: keep up the good work!
Saturday July 06,
2019
Wally Uses Speakerphonetif
Tags cell phone, office, office workers, speaker phone, voice-texting, click
Transcript
the boss: i asked you to stop using your speaker-phone because it was disturbing your co-workers. the boss: now they tell me you started doing voice-texting, which is even worse. wally: okay fine. later that day. alice visually upset and yelling: turn off your keyboard click sound! wally's cell phone: click click click.
Wednesday March 10,
2021
Pandemic For 75 Years
Tags cell phone, covid-19, health & safety, pandemic, science, scientist, numb, sarcasm
Transcript
dilbert reading cell phone: scientists now say the pandemic will last seventy-five years. dilbert and dogbert say nothing. dilbert: yup, i'm numb.
Tuesday March 23,
2021
Lonely Man
Tags business, technology, zoom, discuss, issue, video call, voice call, attractive, lonely, Women, man, remote, work from home, cell phone, linkedin, profile, photo
Transcript
dilbert on couch with cell phone texting. dilbert texting: let's do a zoom call to discuss that issue. tap tap tap other person's response: you only want to do a video call because i'm an attractive woman and you are a lonely single man working remotely. will you settle for a voice call while you stare at my linkedin profile photo? dilbert: yes
Wednesday April 14,
2021
Office Nickname
Tags business, technology, cell phone, nickname, office, insulting, approval, bad, start, permission
Transcript
dilbert video call on cell phone. dilbert: should i call you ted, or do you prefer your office nickname? i only ask because your nickname is insulting, so i just wanted to make sure you were okay with me using it. ted: i have an office nickname? dilbert thinking: aaand we're off to a bad start.
Saturday April 24,
2021
Back Up
Tags technology, business, wi-fi, strong signal, signal, video, cell phone, weak
Transcript
dogbert: you have a weak video signal. can you go where the wi-fi is stronger? try backing up. back. farther. back. back. voice from cell phone: aaaiii!!! dogbert: perfect.
Saturday May 22,
2021
Forty Minutes Late
Tags business, jerk, late, minutes, punish, sarcasm, technology, waiting, cell phone
Transcript
voice from Dilbert's cell phone: i'll be forty minutes late. dilbert: i just wasted twenty minutes waiting! why didn't you tell me as soon as you knew? voice from phone: because i knew you would be a jerk about it. so i punished you. dilbert: oh.
Tuesday May 10,
2011
Tags computers & peripherals, gadgets, 4g products, goodness, competetive, g stands for
Transcript
Ted: For competitive reasons, we've rebranded all of our 4G mobile products as 8G. Dilbert: I'm curious what the marketing department thinks the "G" stands for. Ted: Guess what doesn't mean "goodness."

