wally in doctor's office: i drink so much coffee that i developed a tolerance for it. do you have any kind of medical-grade coffee that could take me to the next level?
doctor: yes, but it has terrible side effects.
wally: skip the details and shove it in my veins.
wally with coffee: i've had a lot of side effects since i switched to medical-grade coffee. on the plus side, i can see through plywood, and i no longer need a tool to open jars.
dilbert: you couldn't open jars before?
wally: let's not dwell on that point.