boss: i hired the dogbert tech support team to help with customer calls because our user interface is so sadistic.
dilbert: wouldn't that be adding insult to injury?
boss: how so?
dogbert in a office at a desk yelling: try rebooting, you idiot. and don't call again!
boss: this isn't what i wanted.
dilbert: it is, unless you gave me the wrong specs.
boss: i assume you would use your common sense to know what i wanted.
dilbert: did you common sense help you make that assumption?