catbert to ceo: there's a problem with your executive compensation. the company made so much money during the pandemic, purely by luck, that your bonus would be ten million dollars.
ceo: i earned it.
catbert: you made zoom calls wearing only socks.
boss in staff meeting: the company will no longer do performance reviews. from now on, you will be ranked on the acceptability of your political and social opinions.
dilbert: do you have a list of acceptable opinions?
boss: there will be no hints.