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Tuesday June 05,
2007
Tags funding terrorists, indirectly, bed kind, rebels, brainwashed, compnay, money, iran, power point
Transcript
dogcart: I heard your company is funding terrorists. Dilbert: "Very indirectly." "And they aren't the bad kind of terrorists. They're more like rebels who sometimes do terrorist things." Dogbert: "How did they brainwash you so fast?" Dilbert: "Iran supplied them with PowerPoint."
Tuesday May 22,
2007
Tuesday May 15,
2007
Thursday May 10,
2007
Sunday May 06,
2007
Transcript
"Can I ask you a question?" "Sure, new guy." "How long do I need to work here before..." "...the dark cloud of hopelessness and despair begins to lift?" "I keep expecting the feeling to go away any minute." "I was hoping to achieve job satisfaction within a month." "Once that happens, I figure that total self-actualization can't be far behind." "I'd give it another day or two." "Any minute now."
Tuesday April 17,
2007
Friday April 06,
2007
Saturday March 24,
2007
Thursday March 22,
2007
Wednesday March 14,
2007
Tags Advice, finances, money, obliviousness
Transcript
Financial Advisor Man: You've made a lot of money as a demotivational speaker. I recommend allocating 2% of it to me, and 98% to things that sound good if you don't look into them too closely. How about a managed stock fund with high churn and a big front-end load? Wally: Sounds good.


