asok: i've noticed that the more experience i gain, the more cynical and jaded i become. am i doomed to become a golem-like creature with a bad attitude if i work here long enough? no offense.
Wally: none taken.
asok: our pointy-haired boss isn't returning my messages, do you think he plans to fire me?
asok: phew! good.
dilbert: you're just totally unimportant to him.
asok: yes! that's where i want to be!
asok: would you like an update on my project?
boss: no, not really. i only give you the projects i don't care about.
asok: i just lost my will to live.
boss: that is exactly why i plan to replace you with a robot.