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View 941 - 950 results for boss delegating job comic strips. Discover the best "Boss Delegating Job" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 14,
2017
Boss Loses Wife And Money
Tags #role model, #aspiration, #gambler, #gambling, #money, #Win, #Lose, #success, #quitter
Transcript
Boss: It's not easy being a professional gambler. I lost a million dollars and my wife in one week. But I don't want to be a quitter because I know you see me as a role model. Carol: My role model is your wife. Boss: You like quitters?
Monday December 11,
2017
Boss Counts Cards
Tags #gambling, #gambler, #card counting, #blackjack, #poker, #cards
Transcript
Boss: I've decided to become a professional gambler on the side. Dilbert: Sounds risky. Boss: Nah. I'm teaching myself to count cards. 50...51...51...53! Nailed it again!
Thursday February 15,
2018
Boss Is Sane
Tags #mental health, #mental illness, #managers, #sane, #insanity, #logic
Transcript
Narrator: Dogbert The Mental Health Expert. Boss: Can you confirm that my employees have lost their minds? Dogbert: Yes, because they work for you. Any other questions? Boss: But I'm sane, right? Dogbert: Yes, because you hired me.
Wednesday February 14,
2018
Pill For Boss Conversations
Tags #mental health, #mental illness, #crazy, #managers, #sanity, #insane
Transcript
Boss: Catbert thinks I'm causing mental problems in my employees. That's crazy, right? Carol: Hold that thought. My doctor prescribed pills for when I have to talk to you.
Monday February 12,
2018
Worried About Dilbert's Mental Health
Tags #asoks health, #boss worried, #brilliant ideas, #misunderstand, #too dumb, #dilbert's mental health, #called into question
Transcript
The Boss: Im worried about DIlberts mental health because his ideas are so bad. Asok: How did you rule out the hypothesis that his ideas are brilliant but you're too dumb to understand them? The Boss: Now Im worried about Asok's mental health too.
Friday February 23,
2018
Listening To A Millenial
Tags #millennial, #malaise, #melancholy
Transcript
Dilbert: I didn't accomplish anything this week because I made the mistake of talking to a millennial. It sucked the ambition out of me. Now I'm nothing but an empty husk of pain and pointlessness. Boss: Walk it off. Dilbert: I need a job that pays me for listening to my favorite music.
Thursday February 22,
2018
Compensation Based On Happiness
Tags #happiness, #company culture, #raise, #wages, #job satisfaction, #compensation, #psychology, #money
Transcript
Boss: From now on, your compensation will be a function of your baseline happiness. We don't want to waste money giving raises to employees who won't get any happier no matter what we do. Dilbert: This plan makes me unhappy. Boss: Nice try, but you were already unhappy.
Saturday March 03,
2018
Boss Checks On His Nickname
Tags #name-calling, #nickname, #abbreviation
Transcript
Boss: Wally says people are calling me a "frickin' bottleneck" behind my back. Is that true? Carol: I have to call you back after I'm done with F.B. Boss: F.B.? Carol: Um... Facebook.
Friday March 02,
2018
Boss The Bottleneck
Tags #nickname, #name-calling
Transcript
Boss: I wish I had a cool nickname at work. Dilbert: You do. You're known as the "Frickin' Bottleneck." Boss: Who calls me that? Dilbert; Bad people. I try to stop them.