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Everyone Is An Idiot

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Everyone Is An Idiot - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #office workers, #sarcasm, #world, #idiot, #serious

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alice: sometimes, asok, i think everyone in the world is an idiot except for you and me. asok: i can't tell if you are serious. alice: i guess it's down to just me.

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Tricking Employees

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Tricking Employees - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #managers & supervisors, #sarcasm, #reward, #business, #performance, #punish, #good, #bad, #work, #tricking, #employment

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catbert to boss: you've tried rewarding good performance and punishing bad. but have you tried tricking employees into working hard? boss: no, can you teach me? catbert to asok: remember, hard work is its own reward. asok: is it?

You Make Luck

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You Make Luck - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #technology, #luck, #wisdom, #rewiring, #super, #employee, #double, #workload, #brain, #rewire, #monster

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boss: remember, asok, you don't find luck, you go out and make it. asok yelling and waving arms: i feel your wisdom rewiring my brain and turning me into a super-employee! boss: it usually doesn't work this fast. asok: please double my workload, you beautiful monster!

Anythey

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Anythey - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #company, #policy, #pronouns, #anythey, #question, #offensive

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boss in meeting: the new company policy is to use "they" in place of offensive pronouns. does anythey have a comment or question? asok: "anythey"? boss: don't fight it.

Asok Notices Lack Of Diversity

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Asok Notices Lack Of Diversity - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Asok Becomes Senior Engineer

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Asok Becomes Senior Engineer - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Asok Becomes Co Ceo

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Asok Becomes Co Ceo - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Asok Loves Being Co Ceo

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Asok Loves Being Co Ceo - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Asok Anxious About Presentation

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Asok Anxious About Presentation - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Asok Identifies As Black

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Asok Identifies As Black - Dilbert by Scott Adams