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1000 Results for Wally
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Monday August 14,
2000
Tags not nine, start at 8am, ten minutes early, work start, late, tardy, hour late
Transcript
Wally says to the Boss, "I was so motivated by your pep talk yesterday that I came to work ten minutes early!" The Boss replies, "Wally, we start at eight, not at nine." Wally responds, "That's gonna cost you ten minutes."
Wednesday August 16,
2000
Tags slide 387, powerpoint, poisoning
Transcript
Dilbert points to a diagrahm and explains, "As you can clearly see in slide 397..." Everyone is yawning and stretching making uninterested remarks. "Gaaaah!" After the demonstration, Wally says "Powerpoint poisoning."
Sunday August 20,
2000
Tags good manager, hires samrter, boss dumber, ceo, dumbest person, bad managers, doomed, motivational meeting, high five
Transcript
The Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice, and Asok are in a meeting. The Boss explains, "A good manager hires people who are smarter than he is." Wally asks, "So... your boss is dumber than you?" Alice asks, "And your boss' boss is dumber yet?" Then, Dilbert says, "According to your theory, our CEO is the dumbest person in the company." Wally adds, "Unless all of you are bad managers." And Asok says, "Truly we are doomed either way." The Boss responds, "This concludes the motivational part of the meeting." Wally says to the Boss, "I'd give you a high five but I don't like to move."
Wednesday August 23,
2000
Tags pay slip, increased complexity, won't know, rip off, clueless, in the dark, happy to be evil, cheat, evil catbert
Transcript
Catbert the Evil HR Director says to the staff, "We increased the complexity of your pay slip." Catbert yells, "Now you'll never know when we rip you off! Yeeha! Yeeha!" Dilbert says to Wally, "The only part that really bugs me is the yeehas."
Thursday August 24,
2000
Tags part time work, finish urgent projects, pay cut, come in on day off
Transcript
Noriko asks the Boss, "Would it be okay if I worked part-time?" The Boss answers, "That depends." The Boss continues, "Would you be willing to come in on your days off to finish urgent projects?" Noriko replies, "Yes." Dilbert asks Noriko during lunch, "So, basically you negotiated a fifty percent pay cut?"
Saturday August 26,
2000
Tags converging, corate slogan, future, power of internet, psoriasis, goose bumps
Transcript
The Boss says to the staff, "Our new corporte slogan is..." The Boss continues, "The power of the internet lies in converging the future with the here and now." The Boss then asks, "Goose bumps?" Wally responds while scratching, "Psoriasis."
Wednesday August 30,
2000
Tags tom peters advice, become own brand, get me some
Transcript
Wally says to Alice while pouring himself a cup of coffee, "I'm going to follow Tom Peters' advice and become my own brand." Alice replies, "The phrase you're least likely to hear is, 'I gotta get me some of that." Wally walks away thinking, "Day one: Not so good."
Saturday September 02,
2000
Tags kicking me, least valuables, manager, most valuable emplyees, turnover, increase turnover
Transcript
The Boss says to the staff, "As a manager, it's my job to reduce the turnover of our most valuable employees..." The Boss continues, "...and to increase turnover of our least valuable employees." Wally screams, "Ow! For the jillionth time, who keeps kicking me?!"
Wednesday September 06,
2000
Tags single cell organism, new hire, break room, pretending
Transcript
Wally: So, I hear you're a single cell organism. Whats up with that? Alice: The new guy is rolling into a ball and shedding water. Dilbert: Been there.
Friday September 08,
2000
Tags uninterrupted, productivity, crumbs in sink, black sheep
Transcript
Dilbert thinks to himself while sitting at his desk, "Today I will know the joy of uninterrupted productivity." Wally approaches Dilbert with a cup of coffee in hand and says, "We're forming a posse to find out who leaves crumbs in the sink." Dilbert replies, "I assume it's you." Wally answers, "We need more black sheep around here."


