ceo: i've decided our company needs to get more involved in controversial politics.
dilbert: wouldn't the predictable impact of that be a huge drop in our earnings?
ceo: no, no. people will love us for getting involved.
dilbert: can you at least hold off until i sell all of my stock.
tina: i have a complaint about the men in the office.
catbert: all of them?
tina: yes, they're all stupid pigs.
catbert: can you be more specific?
tina: okay, they're basically visayan warty pigs in the i.q. range of 20 to 40.