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Thursday January 21,
2021
Everyone Is An Idiot
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Wednesday February 03,
2021
Cake For Ted
Tags #business, #office workers, #cake, #conference, #birthday, #invite, #sarcasm
Transcript
wally: we're having cake in the conference room for ted's birthday. dilbert: i don't like ted. wally: no one does. we didn't invite him. dilbert: then why are we having an event for him? wally: we like cake?
Tuesday February 09,
2021
Disagree With Experts
Tags #business, #office workers, #disagree, #respect, #experts, #happy, #criticism, #enjoy, #attention
Transcript
tina: every time i hear you disagreeing with the experts, i lose a little respect for you. dilbert: are you saying you once had respect for me? tina crying and yelling: stop being happy about my criticisms! dilbert: why can't i enjoy the attention?
Wednesday February 10,
2021
Virus From Where
Tags #business, #health & safety, #office workers, #virus, #beard, #fuzzy, #hat, #country, #release, #luxembourg, #elbonian
Transcript
dilbert: there's a new virus that kills everyone who doesn't have a beard and a tall, fuzzy hat. wally: what country would release a virus like that? elbonian man: i'm hearing bad things about luxembourg.
Thursday February 11,
2021
Elbonian Virus
Tags #business, #health & safety, #office workers, #pandemic, #elbonian, #virus, #kill, #beards, #fuzzy, #hat, #made
Transcript
dilbert: the elbonian virus has reached pandemic proportions. elbonian: just because a virus doesn't kill people with beards and tall, fuzzy hats, that doesn't mean it was made in elbonia. dilbert: was it made in elbonia? elbonian: yes, but i think my point still stands.
Monday February 22,
2021
Wally And The Big Picture
Tags #business, #office workers, #sarcasm, #big picture, #fact check, #meeting, #finish, #donut, #beat
Transcript
wally: the reason i'm here is to help you look at the big picture. dilbert: i'll need a fact-check on that. i think you stayed over from the last meeting to finish your donut. wally eating a donut: it seems you beat me to the big picture.
Tuesday March 02,
2021
Talking To Wally
Tags #mental health, #office workers, #health, #alone time, #listen, #crazy, #hate, #talking, #fake, #empathy, #business, #coffee
Transcript
dilbert: dogbert doesn't believe me when i tell him i need more alone time for my mental health. wally: why would he listen to you when you're obviously crazy? dilbert: i hate talking to you. wally: should i fake more empathy.
Friday March 05,
2021
Think About Long Term
Tags #business, #technology, #long term, #dynamics, #reasonable, #random, #decision, #job, #employment
Transcript
office worker: we need to think longer term about how all of these dynamics play out. dilbert: sounds reasonable. what exactly were we doing before? office worker: i can't speak for anyone else, but i was making random decisions and hoping i'd change jobs before anyone found out.
Thursday April 08,
2021
Wally Not Remotely Working
Tags #business, #success, #technology, #projects, #remote work, #work, #remote, #bed, #office, #laptop, #home
Transcript
boss and wally on video call. boss: wally, have you been successful on your projects while working at home? wally: not remotely. boss: and by that you mean you went into the office and did not work remotely? wally in bed: okay, sure.
Wednesday April 14,
2021
Office Nickname
Tags #business, #technology, #cell phone, #nickname, #office, #insulting, #approval, #bad, #start, #permission
Transcript
dilbert video call on cell phone. dilbert: should i call you ted, or do you prefer your office nickname? i only ask because your nickname is insulting, so i just wanted to make sure you were okay with me using it. ted: i have an office nickname? dilbert thinking: aaand we're off to a bad start.