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Saturday August 13,
2005
Tags last doughnut, last half, xenos, switch, hard liquor
Transcript
Dilbert: No one ever wants to tae more than half or whats left of the last doughnut. Thats why I call it xenon doughnut. HEE HEE! Waitress: I heard some of that, do you want to switch to hard liquor? Woman: Hurry.
Friday August 26,
2005
Tags urgent, budget numbers, technology, amazing, data, delete spam
Transcript
Subject: URGENT Dilbert, give me your budget numbers as soon as possible. "Technology is amazing. I type one message and within minutes I'll have my data." "First order of business: Delete all spam e-mail that has a subject of 'Urgent'."
Tuesday August 30,
2005
Tags company policy, least expensive flight, 17 connecting flights, elbonain prison, dressed as a ballerina, desecrate monument
Transcript
"Per company policy, I got you the least expensive flight available." "Your trip will have 17 connecting flights and you're required to spend at least one night 'in an Elbonian prison, dressed as a ballerina.'" "How much would I have to desecrate a national monument to get one night in jail?"
Tuesday September 06,
2005
Friday September 09,
2005
Monday September 19,
2005
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2005
Wednesday September 21,
2005
Wednesday October 12,
2005
Tags carol, worst secretary, fired, involuntary termination form 904-b, fill out form
Transcript
"Carol, you're the worst secretary ever. I have to let you go." "You can't fire me until you fill out the Involuntary Termination Form 904-B." "Can you get me one of those?" "Yeah. I'll get right on that."
Friday October 14,
2005
Tags total sales, package of software, engaged in piract, tiny frisbee, leap in air, mouth
Transcript
"Our total sales to Elbonia are one package of software." "That can only mean that they're engaged in massive software piracy." "When I toss the tiny Frisbee (TM), you leap in the air and catch it in your mouth." "You first."