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Share May 13, 1999's comic on:

Tags #old binders, #landfill, #fedex, #marketing, #look expose reports, #business

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Asok stands with a box behind Wally who sits at his computer. Asok says, "Wally, what is the quickest way to send this old binders to the landfill?" Wally says, "I usually use "Fedex". Charge it to marketing; they never look at their expense reports" Asok walks away and thinks, "here's one more thing I can never tell anyone about my job."

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Tags #alpha numeric pager, #clips to ear, #belt, #going to hell

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Dilbert and Wally are at the coffee pot. The boss says, "Look at this great alpha-numeric pager I bought." Wally says, "Wow! It's the kind that clips to you ear instead of your belt." The boss says, "Is it?" Wally and Dilbert walk away. Dilbert says, "You're going to hell." The boss can be heard, "Ow! Ow!"

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Share May 18, 1999's comic on:

Tags #clip on ear, #hurts, #double check, #called pager, #on ear

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The boss stands behind Wally who sits at his computer. The boss has his pager clipped to his ear and says, "Wally, are you sure this kind of pager is supposed to clip on my ear?" The boss says, "It hurts. Maybe you can call someone to double-check." Wally says, "Good idea." and dials a number. The boss flinches in pain as his pager buzzes. Wally says, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

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Tags #recovered memory, #ritual abuse, #annual performance review, #memories fade, #takes 12 months

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WAlly, Dilbert and Asok sit at lunch. Asok says, "Aaargh! I'm having a recovered memory of ritual abuse!" Wally says, "You had your annual performance review this morning." Asok says, "Do the memories ever fade?" Dilbert says, "It takes about twelve months."

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Share May 31, 1999's comic on:

Tags #story ever end, #purchase silence, #fist of death, #two warning system

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Ted, Alice and Wally sit in a meeting. Ted says, "But then I.." Alice taps Ted on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me." Alice says, "Does your story EVER end? Or must I purchase your silence with my fist of death?" Alice walks out of the meeting with Ted's still stuck to her arm. Alice says, "I might have to go to a two-warning system."

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Share June 08, 1999's comic on:

Tags #go away, #someone else cubicle, #finish project, #good teamwork, #reputation, #maintain

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Wally drinks coffee in alice's cubicle. Alice says, "Will you please go hang around in someone else's cubicle? I need to finish my project." The boss looks in and says, "Hey I see Wally is helping on the project. Good teamwork, Wally!" Wally says, "I hope you do good work. I have a reputation to mantain."

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Share June 16, 1999's comic on:

Tags #clever disguiyse, #engineering job, #take the job, #fashionable engineer

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Alice, Dilbert and Wally eat lunch. Alice says, "I'll wear a clever disguise then interview for the engineering job here." Alice says, "If he offers me more money than I make now, I'll take the job. Heh-heh" Alice sits on the boss' office diguised in a very high hat and a dark glasses. The boss says, "You're suspiciously fashionable for an engineer." Alice says, "I store tools up there."

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Share June 22, 1999's comic on:

Tags #quality assurance group, #bad for company, #head count problem

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The boss says to Asok, "Asok, I'm moving you to my "quality assurance" group." Asok gasps. The boss says, "I realize this is bad for you... and bad for the company... but it solves my headcount problem." Asok eats lunch with Dilbert and Wally. Asok says, "Will that be my conreibution to the world: "He solved a headcount problem'?" Wally says, "That tops me."

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Share June 23, 1999's comic on:

Tags #quality assurance, #stay alive, #million web stories, #weiner dogs

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Asok stands in Wally's cubicle and says, "They're transfering me to "Quality Assurance," Wally." As Asok gets dragged away by two people he says, "But I'll be back, no matter how long it takes, or how hard! Just stay alive!!" Wally types at his computer and thinks, "Wow. There must be a million sites about wiener dogs."

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Share June 24, 1999's comic on:

Tags #exiled, #quality assurance, #doomed career, #old dept., #engineering, #break time

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Asok: im exiled yto the quality assurance department, My career is doomed. I can't let my old department forget me. They're my only hope of returning to engineering, It must be break time in the QA department, Wally: I'll get the fire hose,