Boss: I hired a pantless weasel yo do our search engine optimization.
Boss: He'll help us gas the system and corrupt the integrity of all internet search results for our industry.
Boss: Your new job title is "accomplice"
Dilbert treads water. A dolphin says to him, "Some dolphins in my situation would help you get to shore safely." The dolphin says, "Others might try to distract you while an accomplice played a cruel joke." Another dolphin swims up behind Dilbert. Dilbert yells, "Come back here with my trunks!!!" One dolphin holds Dilbert's swimsuit in his mouth. The other dolphin says, "Let's asks the humming fish to do the 'Jaws' theme song."