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2 Results for Cactus
View 1 - 2 results for cactus comic strips. Discover the best "Cactus" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday August 05,
1989
Tags #joke telling, #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #beer, #cactus, #timing, #jokes
Transcript
The caption says, "Dilbert demonstrates the art of joke telling." Dilbert and Dogbert sit on chairs across from each other. Dilbert says, ". . . So the first guy orders a beer and a cactus . . ." The caption says, "A good joke teller will seek to establish a pattern." Dilbert continues, ". . . Then the second guy . . . Heh, heh . . . Orders a beer and a cactus . . ." The caption says, "Tomorrow's lesson: timing." Dilbert continues, ". . . So then the seventy-third guy comes in . . ." Dogbert is asleep.
Monday May 12,
1997
Tags #cactus shreiks, #cold, #freezing, #other warm, #raise temp, #wally shirtless
Transcript
Alice shivers and wraps her arms around herself. She thinks, "It's freezing in here." Alice thinks, "I'll just give the thermostat a little bump." Wally approaches Alice wearing only a tie and underwear. Wally asks, "Can we at least agree that when my cactus shrieks in agony, it's too warm?" Alice replies, "It wasn't shrieking BEFORE you took your shirt off."