The boss is standing drawing his arm in the direction of Judy, who is standing beside him. The boss says, "The attendance award goes to Judy for missing the most days." As the employees sit and applaud, the boss says, "I think we all agree that morale is higher when Judy isn't here." The boss hands Judy a certificate and says, "We took turns coughing on the certificate."
"I invented a cure for the common cold."
"The possible side-effects are coughing, sore throat, runny nose, congestion and nausea."
"So...it's a pill that makes you nauseous?"
"Only if you have a cold."