dogbert: you have nothing to fear from the coronavirus but fear itself. obviously, the fear will increase your cortisol levels and depress your immune system so the virus can finish you off.
dilbert visually shaken: now i'm scared.
dogbert pointing: dead man walking!
Dilbert: I spent the entire day getting new assignments which left no time to actually work on anything.
Dilbert: Tomorrow I'll spend the entire day explaining why I didn't finish yesterdays work.
Sometimes I don't know the difference between me and hamster on a wheel.
Dogbert: Hamsters dont depress me.