"I can't believe we have to go to 'diversity sensitivity' training."
"Wally, I don't see how it could be bad to seek a better understanding of others."
"Uh-oh."
"Take a seat in the 'dumpy white guy section'. I'm ready to start."
Boss: I hired people who have different perspectives so we could enjoy the benefits of thought diversity. But they disagree with everything I say, so I have to assume they're all idiots. Am I right? Catbert: Totally.