dilbert: yesterday i refused to do something i had been asked to do because it was stupid. and it worked out fine.
wally: don't let the power go to your head.
dilbert doing happy dance: i am off the leash!
continued...
Dilbert looks in a book and says to Dogbert, "This book says the best time to pick up women is while walking a dog." Dogbert says, "Let's try it." Dilbert holds a leash that is wrapped around Dogbert's stomach. Dogbert walks in front of Dilbert yelling, "Yo! Baby! Whoa whoa! Shake it, don't break it! Come and get your single male!!" Dilbert says, "I think this method is overrated." Dogbert yells, "Form one line! No pushing!"
Dilbert sits in his chair reading a magazine. Ratbert stands on the hassock with a leash around his neck and says, "It's time to walk the rat!" Dilbert rolls up the magazine and says, "You're confusing yourself with a dog. The proper way to exercise a rat is to strike it repeatedly with a rolled-up magazine." The caption says, "Should Ratbert be spared? Send your vote by e-mail to: scottadams@aol.com." Dilbert holds the rolled-up magazine over Ratbert's head.
dogbert to dilbert: this is my service human.
office worker on leash.
dogbert: whenever i feel angry, i slap him with a rolled-up magazine to help me relax.
service human: no one reads magazines anymore.
dogbert: can i borrow your iPad?
