Wally says, "I got an Elbonian makeover. Now no one can tell I'm bald and chinless." Wally says, "The hat even makes me look taller. I think this will help my career." Wally says, "Take a minute to drink this in." An Elbonian says, "I just found my new VP of finance!"
Dogbert: "I'm going into the extreme makeover business."
"I'm planning to take it to the next level."
"You'd look good with antlers."
"And the nose has to go."
Man: "Go?"
"Your tiny ears are out of proportion."
"These are ears."
"I'll also rearrange your fat so you can't see it."
"I'll toss in a few extras after you're unconscious, no charge."
"Guess how old I am."
Dilbert: why can't I find a girlfriend?
DOgbert: you have two problems: your looks and your personality.
Dilbert: Hmm,two itsn't bad.
I can fix my looks by getting and extreme makeover.
Dogbert: you'll still need to improve M.T.T.S.F.
Dilbert: What?
Dogbert: mean time to story failure: Its a measure of ho long you can be fascinating to a new person.
Dogbert: Ive been counting and you only ave nine good stories after you use them up youre a social liability.
Dilbert: I saw a horse kick a woodchuck over a fence.
Dogbert: still only nine.
Dogbert sits across from a desk and says, "I've decided to become a pop psychologist. I need your help to make my lecture video." A man in sunglasses replies, "You came to the right place, babe. First, you need a new look." Dogbert is wearing a pony tail of false hair and a pointed brassiere. Dogbert says, "Nice try, but frankly, this look didn't work too well for Madonna either."
Caption reads: "The Boyfriend Project." Alice hands her boyfriend clothing and says, "I'm putting you in turtlenecks and jeans." As the boyfriend changes into his new clothing, Alice continues, "You don't like to fish anymore. Now you're training for marathons." The boyfriend begins to wail, screaming, "WHAA! WHAA!" Alice replies, "You can only cry at movies."
The boss: go with our sales rep and answer the customer's technical questions.
whoa! you can't go looking like that.
This is a nice suit,
exactly,
a well dressed engineer has no credicbility!
I'll call my reverse make over consultant.
Im bob the straight eye for the queer looking guy.
Lets see...I'll give you my clothes ...add ear hair eye brow extensions,
You seem highly credible and I don't know why.
Genius.
