"I'm going to take classes at night and get an MBA."
"I don't need a big-name school. I'm in this for knowledge, not prestige."
"How about 'Tony's House of MBA's'?"
"The babe ratio is better at 'MBA-O-RAMA'."
Dogbert stands on a desk and says to a man, "This exercise is especially for the MBAs in the company." The man asks, "What's the payback?" Dogbert hits the man on the head with a bat several times. Dogbert says, "There's no research to support this method, but you gotta admit it feels right."