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2 Results for Momentum
View 1 - 2 results for momentum comic strips. Discover the best "Momentum" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday May 30,
1989
Tags #lying, #sarcasm, #polite, #momentum
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Dilbert asks Dogbert who is sitting on the bed, "Do you like my new clip-on necktie?" Dogbert replies, "It's very nice. Good colors, nice pattern. Why, with a tie like that, DON'T be surprised if you get an offer to pose for GQ MAGAZINE!" Dilbert says, "I think you crossed that fine line between polite lying and outright sarcasm." Dogbert replies, "The momentum carried me."
Wednesday July 29,
1998
Tags #momentum alighns, #value added distribution, #babble, #points, #meeting, #alice, #business
Transcript
Alice, Wally and Ted sit at a conference table. Alice and Wally blab on. Ted thinks, "I haven't talked yet, but all the good points have been taken." Ted says, "We must make sure our momentum aligns with our value-added distribution!" Alice says, "That was just babble, right?" Ted says, "All the good ones were taken."