Ratbert: "My philosophy is 'if life gives you lemons, make lemonade'."
"Of course, the whole thing depends heavily on life also providing a big pitcher with ice and a few glasses."
rather: "What? No napkins?!"
Catbert: Evil director of human resources
The Boss: How do I tell people that there won't be any annual raises?"
CAtbert: If someone tries to raise the topic, guide the conversation away." "...And thats why my outfit is made of cafeteria napkins." "Do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?"