dogbert: i decided to start my own podcast.
dogbert: i'm crafting my content to appeal to dumb people because that's the biggest market.
dilbert: how will that make the world a better place?
dogbert: based on your question, you'd enjoy my podcast.
Wally: I have a work-related injury, so I need a year off with pay. Catbert: What happened? Wally: I was drinking coffee and listening to a podcast while surfing the Internet for personal reasons. Now my buttocks hurt. Catbert: I think I'm within my rights to kill you.
Alice: I accomplished nothing this week because I'm addicted to apps on my phone. I haven't slept in three days because of my "Fortnite" habit.
The Boss: What about the rest of you losers?
Asok: Shhh. I got a one-ear podcast going here.