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3 Results for Recessions
View 1 - 3 results for recessions comic strips. Discover the best "Recessions" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday June 25,
2011
Tags despair, recessions, unemployment, fix your lips, job satisfaction, all time low
Transcript
Catbert: Oh no! Employee job satisfaction is at an all-time low at the same time unemployment is high! Boss: Ha ha! Good one. Now it's my turn to try saying it as if I care! Oh no! Catbert: Ha ha! Fix your lips!
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Friday July 08,
2011
Tags deterioration, recessions, 20%, competitive, industry, involve crime
Transcript
Boss: Our goal is to grow the top line by 20%. Dilbert: How will we do that with products that aren't competitive in an industry that isn't growing? Wally: Does it involve crime? Dilbert: If it does, blink once.
Tuesday August 07,
2012
Tags recessions, regular interns, interns intern, no pay, semi relevant job experience, slap you, no reason, stupid economy
Transcript
Boss: We don't have any openings for regular interns, but I can offer you a job as an intern to our intern. We won't pay you, of course, but you might acquire an imperceptible amount of semi-relevant job experience. And sometimes we'll slap you for no reason. Applicant: Stupid economy! I'll take it.

