WHos Todays Guest Cartoonist?
...when I first heard Dilbert had died while running with scissors,I , too was stunned.I too, asked "whats it all mean?"
That 2, 247 newspaper slots are now wiiiiide open , baby! ...ka-ching!
...sorry about the ka -things.
*answer: go to Dilbert.com
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "I have new guidelines on who can fly on the same plane." "We can't risk losing too many key employees." "The CEO and the president are not allowed to be on the same flight." "No more than three vice presidents may be on the same flight." "What are the guidelines for interns?" "Infinite interns are allowed on the same flight. You are also allowed to run with scissors and put plastic bags over your heads." "How many interns are allowed per plastic bag?"
Alice: I'm the highest-paid engineer in the department now. Dilbert: Does it have anything to do with those scissors, the mallet, and your reputation for violence? Alice: Would you ask a man that question? Dilbert: Gaaa!!! It's like a super-power!