Dilbert arrives at home and asks Bob the Dinosaur, "What's this business of you climbing on the roof and shouting when I'm at work?" Dawn the Dinosaur stands next to Bob. Bob replies, "Sorry. We dinosaurs have always been bad at concealing our feelings . . . In fact . . ." Bob continues, "Honesty caused the extinction of many early species." A large dinosaur holds a small dinosaur. The small animal says, "Don't let the spines fool you; I'm great eating!"
"Hear me, all downtrodden cubicle workers!"
"I have come to form a union to improve your working conditions!"
"We can't join a union. We're salaried."
"I think it's against the law, or something."
"You've got long hours, no overtime, shrinking benefits and no job security. You must act now!"
"You're confusing us with people who have spines."
"Don't worry, I brought strap-on porta-spines for everybody."
"I demand a bigger cubicle!"
"Nobody will take advantage of us ever again!"
"Now, let's talk about union dues."
Company Lawyer Lawyer says, "We should consider doing a recall on our product." Lawyer says, "When it warms up, it explodes and hurls poisonous spines in every direction." The Boss says, "Where's the director of quality assurance?" Lawyer says, "Pinned to the test lab ceiling."