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112 Results for Yelling
View 1 - 10 results for yelling comic strips. Discover the best "Yelling" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday October 19,
2018
Yelling At Tina
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, tina, information, requested, disappointment, normal, tone, voice, yelling
Transcript
The Boss: Tina says you yelled at her for not having the information you requested. Incorrect. I expressed my disappointment with a normal tone of voice. The Boss: Stop yelling at me!!! Dilbert: I no longer know what "yelling" means.
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Tuesday November 26,
1996
Tags yelling, boss, diagree, oor interpersonal skills, class, improve them, snarky remarks, Dilbert, boss projects
Transcript
The Boss sits at his desk and tells Dilbert, "Whenever we disagree, I always end up yelling." The Boss continues, "That's an indication that you have poor interpersonal skills. I'm sending you to a class to improve them." Dilbert says, "It looks like you've gained weight. Would it help if I started jogging?" The Boss replies, "This is exactly what I'm talking about."
Saturday October 10,
1998
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, snoring, bed, use both nostrils, enjoy yelling
Transcript
Dilbert lies in bed, under the covers. Dogbert stands on Dilbert's stomach. Dogbert says, "I can no longer hold this inside." Dogbert says, "You call that breathing??! Get the other nostril involved!" Dogbert walks away. Dogbert wags his tail. Dogbert thinks, "I wonder if he'll ever realize that I just enjoy yelling."
Thursday November 30,
2000
Tags one vote, cpr, heimlich maneuver, two votes, yelling boo, drill hole, below
Transcript
Asok the Intern is down and his legs are sticking straight up in the air. Dilbert says to Wally, Alice and The Boss, "Okay, we have one vote for using CPR, one vote for the Heimlich Maneuver..." Dilbert continues, "And two votes for sneaking up behind him and yelling 'boo'." Dilbert, Wally, Alice and The Boss look at Asok lying on the floor as Dilbert says, "I don't see how we can get behind him." The Boss says, "What if we drill a hole from below?"
Tuesday October 07,
2003
Tags tuesday, need by tuesday, agreement, yelling now, unreliable
Transcript
Dilbert: "I absolutely need your input by Tuesday." Ted: "Ok." Dilbert: "Considering that you're massively unreliable, I'd like to save time by yelling at you now." "YOU SAID YOU'D DO IT BY TUESDAY!!!" Ted: "Umm.. I was too busy."
Monday June 06,
2005
Tags beta version, archive option, way you ask, try yelling
Transcript
The Boss: The beta version looks great. Now ask if they'll tss in an archive option for no extra money. Dilbert: "That's a great idea. Or...maybe I could save time by the realizing that they aren't raging morons who enjoy working for free." The boss: "It's all in the way you ask." Dilbert: "I'll try yelling."
Tuesday July 31,
2007
Tags management problems, solve by yelling, buying software
Transcript
Dogbert: There are two kinds of management problems. "There's the kind you can solve by yelling and the kind you can solve by buying some sort of software." "That's why I created 'Some sort of software that yells'." The boss: "Ooo!!!"
Wednesday January 14,
2015
Get Off Wally's Back!
Saturday May 26,
2018
Spittle
Tuesday May 14,
2019
Various Anonymous Sources
Tags business, elbonian, office, office workers, spying, yelling
Transcript
ted: i have heard from various anonymous sources that you are an elbonian spy. dilbert: that's ridiculous. who told you that? ted: i can't say dilbert: well, my anonymous sources say you are nuts. ted yelling: you can't believe anonymous sources!


