Dilbert: "No one has any good advice on how I can balance my work with my personal life."
Wally: "You didn't ask me." "I take the Zen approach of having no friends and doing no work. Hence, perfect balance."
Dilbert: "Where did you get that definition of Zen?"
wally: "I used to read, but it's faster to make up stuff."
"A business magazine is sending a reporter to interview me." "You?" "They want to learn my best management practices." "That's a little like milking a squirrel because you need butter." "I don't know what that meant, but I like the way it sounded." "Describe your typical day." "Well, let me tell you..." "Sometimes you milk the squirrel, and sometimes the squirrel milks you." "'He is like a zen master. His words are peppered with squirrel-related wisdom.'" THE TIMES