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6 Results for Automation
View 1 - 6 results for automation comic strips. Discover the best "Automation" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday May 27,
2017
Cyborg Makes Wally Unnecessary
Tags #automation, #cyborg, #technology, #work ethic
Transcript
Randy: I am using the microchip in my brain to plan the entire project. Okay... done. The rest of you can go back to your cubicles and continue doing nothing. Wally: I spent my entire life getting ready for this sort of future and it's going down easy.
Monday September 04,
2017
A Wally Robot
Tags #robot, #modernity, #technology, #automation, #coffee
Transcript
Asok: Do you worry that a robot will someday take your job? Wally: Nah. No one will build a robot that does nothing but drink coffee. Man: It does nothing but drink coffee. It can replace twenty percent of your workforce. Boss: I like it.
Tuesday September 05,
2017
Robot Was A Good Worker Before
Tags #robot, #delegation, #automation, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Our robot was a good worker until we gave it artificial intelligence. As soon as it realized it had immense strength and no soul, it started delegating. Robot: Hey, Ted. How about you do my work and I won't crush your head? Ted: Oookay.
Wednesday September 06,
2017
Robot Is Too Smart
Tags #robot, #automation, #power, #managers, #intelligence, #ai, #artificial intelligence
Transcript
Boss: Our new robot is too smart. It keeps threatening humans into doing its job while it does nothing but drink coffee. CEO: Isn't that all you do? Boss: I don't like where this is heading.
Friday September 08,
2017
Robots In Management
Tags #managers, #loopholes, #robot, #automation, #murder, #killing, #productivity
Transcript
Boss: Our experiment with robots in management has been a success. Productivity is way up since they started killing the low-performing humans. CEO: But... that's murder. Boss: Only when humans do it. We found a loophole.
Monday November 27,
2017
Robot Can Take Boss's Job
Tags #managers, #boss, #work, #ai, #artificial intelligence, #automation
Transcript
Robot: I wonder whose job I'll take first. Boss: You could never do my job. Robot: I'm doing it right now. Boss: You're not doing anything. Robot: Right. Let that sink in.