The Boss says, "Alice, I'm putting you in charge of developing our booth for the big trade show." The Boss says, "I picked you because the males in the department have disqualified themselves through a process of strategic incompetence." Alice asks Dilbert, "What is strategic incompetence?" Dilbert replies, "I had that written down someplace, but I lost it."
"After months of work, I finished our bid for the huge galatikus project."
"I'll deliver it to them."
"If it's on minute late, we'll be disqualified. The future of our company depends on us winning this bid."
"He must think I'm a... Whoa, what's this?"
"Irish line dancing lessons 10% off."