Dilbert leans against the hassock looking at a yearbook. Dilbert says, "This high school yearbook really brings back the memories." Dilbert shows Dogbert the yearbook and says, "There's Dopey Bobby Noober. Every day we'd tie him to the flagpole and stuff live frogs in his pants." Dogbert asks, "Where is he now?" Dilbert replies, "He's still the principal . . . Not the happiest guy I've ever known."
The real estate agent
The first property costs $10 million.
Its covered with endangered frogs and its next to a banshee farm.
The access road is a narrow path across a boiling cesspool of tormented souls.
office worker: i still live with my parents because i can't find a job that matches my passion.
dilbert: what is your passion?
office worker: i collect porcelain frogs.
dilbert: that isn't a career.
office worker: how is that my fault?