Narrator: How conspiracy theories happen. Boss: Alice says you're trying to cover up the fact that you deleted her files. Dilbert: I didn't delete her files. You're both insane. Alice: What did he say? Boss: He tried to gaslight me. That proves he's guilty. Narrator: Continued...
boss: what's the name of the month that comes after october?
boss: that's what i thought. my wife is trying to gaslight me so she doesn't have to buy me a birthday present.
dilbert: how long has she been doing that?
boss: i thought i was 26 years old until just now.