Caption "Catbert: evil h.r. director" Alice sits in Catbert's office. Catbert says, "Alice, did you kill another co-worker?" Alice says, "Yes." Catbert looks in the Employee Manual and says, "But you did not discriminate, sexually harass, steal or take drugs. hmmmm.." Catbert says, "It looks like I have to give you an award for your cost saving idea." Alice says, "Thank you."
The Boss: Dilbert, I need you to wear this harazzmat suit when you meet with Tina.
Tina will also be wearing a harazmatt suit.
The suits will prevent you from trying to harass each other.
You won't be able to speak directly.
A radio inside the suit will transmit your words to our human resources department.
Human resources will scrub your sentences of any inappropriate content before delivery.
Dilbert: Doyon wear a harrazzmat suit when you talk to Tina privately?
The Boss: No, but she wears three of them.