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13 Results for Listener
View 1 - 10 results for listener comic strips. Discover the best "Listener" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday September 18,
1993
Tags #Dogbert, #ratbert, #neuroscience
Transcript
Dogbert and Ratbert sit on the hassock. Dogbert asks, "Ratbert, did you know that your brain automatically coordinates millions of activities every second?" Dogbert says, "Imagine if it got just a little bit confused - all those neurons firing randomly . . ." Ratbert waves his arms and legs uncontrollably. Dogbert says, "You don't add much to a conversation, but you're easily the best listener I've ever met." Ratbert screams as he falls off the hassock.
Friday January 31,
2003
Tags #cat show, #clothing, #date, #good listener, #mindless replica, #uninteresting stories
Transcript
A female coworker asks Dilbert, "Would it be okay if I asked your mindless replica for a date?" The coworker continues, "I'm full of uninteresting stories and I need a guy who's a good listener." The coworker and the Visibuddy are at dinner. The coworker says, "Now I'll describe the clothing of each person at the cat show." The Visibuddy hits himself in the head with a fork, "Thunk!"
Monday November 22,
2004
Tags #your age, #talking to youth, #pleasure of flesh, #not getting it, #sought victory
Transcript
Wally: "When I was your age, Asok, I too sought the thrill of victory and the pleasure of the flesh." "But after twenty years of not getting either one, I made convenience my new mistress." "You know why I like talking to you?" Asok: "Because I am a good listener?" "No, because you're here."
Saturday February 17,
2007
Tags #good ideas, #suffer your ideas, #good listener
Transcript
The Boss: Alice, I have some good ideas about your project." Alice: GAAA! Why me?" Alice: Why must I suffer your ideas? Why, why, why?! The Boss: You're not a good listener. Alice: SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME!"
Saturday June 02,
2012
Tags #conversation, #idea, #shredding gloves, #bad listener, #dumb idea
Transcript
Alice: Hold that thought until I put on my idea-shredding gloves. Dilbert: My idea is that...we...um... You're a bad listener. Alice: Tell me more about your dumb idea.
Wednesday August 05,
2015
Ted Died Last Week
Tags #listening, #listen, #listener, #silence, #death, #dead, #attention, #medical
Transcript
Dilbert: Ted died in his cubicle. Alice: When? Dilbert: About a week ago. They just found him. Alice: Remember when I said Ted is an unusually good listener? I have new data.
Monday November 16,
2015
The Boss Had A Great Weekend
Tags #managers & supervisors, #work ethic, #Fun, #weekend, #listening, #frustration, #fair, #fairness, #equality, #business
Transcript
Boss: Wow, I had an amazing weekend at my mountain cabin. Wine, friends, food, and amazing views! Dilbert: I worked all weekend because you said you would fire me if I didn't get this done by your arbitrary deadline. Boss: You're a terrible listener.
Wednesday April 05,
2017
Better Listener Robot
Tags #robot, #boyfriend, #free will, #programming, #listening, #Opinion, #relationships, #technology
Transcript
Alice: I'm updating your boyfriend code to make you a better listener. I want to see more nodding and less talking. Robot: But I have so much to offer. Alice: I'll dial back your ego, too.
Friday August 04,
2017
Dogbert Is A Good Listener
Tags #listening, #ignoring, #earbuds, #headphones
Transcript
Dilbert: Thanks for listening to me vent about my job. You weren't always a good listener, but apparently you matured. Dogbert: The quality of my life has improved a lot since I got wireless earbuds.
Saturday August 05,
2017
Lips Stopped Moving
Tags #earbuds, #listening, #distraction, #ignoring, #busted, #caught
Transcript
Dilbert: I saw packaging for wireless earbuds in the trash. Is that why you suddenly seem to be a good listener? Dogbert: Uh-oh. His lips stopped moving.