Associate: "Everyone, this is Dilbert. He flew half-way around the world to give us this presentation."
Dilbert: "What? I thought I flew here so YOU could give ME a presentation."
"Maybe I could show you some proprietary documents."
Dilbert: "I'd like that."
Dilbert: I finished the prototype for the wireless hassock-buddy.
It uses GPS navigation to stalk its owner and demand that he rest his feet.
Today I learned the words "stalk" and "AAAGH" In my powerpoint presentations.