"Remember, it's not a pyramid scam, it's a marketing breakthrough!"
"The beauty of it is a new recruit is born every minute."
"Are we guaranteed to become amazingly wealthy?"
"While being our own boss?"
"Yes, unless you're lazy or ethical."
"Each person you recruit pays you one thousand dollars. The recruits get their own recruits and charge them TWO thousand, and so on."
"Eventually, every person on Earth will be giving you money. And that adds up."
"You can't argue with the math."
"I feel like we're a big family."
"The best part is that every person on Earth will get rich!"
"Actually, the last recruit kinda gets it in the shorts."
The Boss tels Dilbert, "You'll be on the task force to recruit the smartest college seniors to work here." The Boss says, "Remember, don't lie often. And don't mock them for their lack of real life experience." The college student, unshaven, says, "so you're saying meetings are just like parties?" Dilbert replies, "Well, I'm not allowed to say orgy..."
Dogbert is standing on the boss's desk. Dogbert says to the boss, "You need 'Dogbert's Dysfunctional Employee Recruitment Services.'" Dogbert continues, "I only recruit employees who were raised in dysfunctional families. They don't mind being mistreated!" The boss says, "How soon can you get me some?" Dogbert says, "I have a dozen in the trunk of my car."