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432 Results for Ted
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Sunday February 21,
2021
Alice Compliments Ted
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Wednesday February 03,
2021
Cake For Ted
Thursday January 28,
2021
Ted The First Gay And Disabled Person
Wednesday December 16,
2020
Ted And His Laptop
Tuesday December 15,
2020
Ted Reimagined More
Tuesday November 10,
2020
Ted Liked A Tweet
Tags #employment, #managers & supervisors, #fired, #business, #twitter, #tweet, #hacked, #technology, #social media, #file, #lie, #plausible, #liked, #unacceptable
Transcript
boss: ted, i have to fire you for liking an unacceptable tweet seven years ago on twitter. ed: it..it..wasn't me. someone hacked my account, or maybe my finger slipped. boss: which lie do you want me to put in your file? ted: did either of them sound plausible?
Tuesday November 03,
2020
Boss Bluffs On Blockchain
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #technology, #blockchain, #byte, #code, #consensus, #bluff
Transcript
boss in meeting: i'm no expert on blockchain, but i think... we need to get the evm stack on the bytecode so we don't run into a consensus fork. boss to ted: did that mean anything? ted: don't ask me. i'm bluffing too.
Wednesday October 07,
2020
Everyone But Ted
Tags #business, #project, #success, #thank, #twice, #hear, #slow, #coffee, #sarcasm
Transcript
dilbert video conferencing: i'd like to thank everyone who made the project a huge success. except for ted, who made everything twice as hard as it needed to be. ted: i can hear you. dilbert: you're slowing us down again, ted.
Tuesday August 25,
2020
Ted Takes Selfie With Bear
Tags #office workers, #selfie, #picture, #wild, #bear, #success, #techology, #business, #face mask
Transcript
wally: did you hear ted took a selfie with a wild bear? dilbert: wow. where can i see that picture? wally: you'd need to ask the bear. it didn't go well.
Saturday August 15,
2020
Ted Needed To Know
Tags #office workers, #technology, #business, #email, #forward, #malice, #slander, #private, #know, #face maks
Transcript
alice: i forwarded your email to ted. Dilbert shaken: WHAT!!! i said bad things about ted! that was a private email to you! alice: he needed to know. dilbert yelling: he did not need to know!