The Boss: "Dilbert, meet your new coworker, Buff Bufferman."
"Tell Dilbert what you do for fun."
Buff: "I like to go rock climbing during blizzards."
The boss: "Escape."
Buff: "At the top, I wait for a pair of eagles to fly by. Then I leap off and grab them by the legs."
"The eagles slow my descent to the raging river below."
"I try to land on a floating log and surf the white water all the way home."
Dilbert: "I use a key-board."
Buff: "Isn't that dangerous?"
Dilbert: "Sometimes I type all hunched over."
"Ow! Ow! It hurts to hear it!"
"The weather is getting worse. Maybe we should close the office."
"The forecast is blizzards, freezing rain, tsunamis, deadly lava flows, and precision-guided ball lightning."
"And radiation enlarged swarms of killer bees."
"Get some snow tires, you big baby."