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Saturday April 17,
2021
Too Technical For Boss
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Monday April 12,
2021
Boss Needs To Be Dumber
Saturday February 27,
2021
Feedback To Boss
Saturday February 06,
2021
The Boss Has An Idea
Friday February 05,
2021
Boss Gets Vaccinated
Tuesday January 19,
2021
Boss Traveling Through Hot Spots
Friday November 27,
2020
Boss Hires Stalker
Tags #business, #employees, #managers & supervisors, #technology, #working, #remote, #stalker, #window, #homes
Transcript
boss on video conference with dilbert and wally. boss: it's challenging to manage employees who are working remotely. dilbert sitting in arm chair listening boss: so i hired a stalker to look in the windows at your homes and tell me what he sees. he lasted on day. wally sitting in chair wearing shorts and no shirt: sorry. that's on me.
Wednesday November 25,
2020
Protestors Destroy Our Stores
Tags #protest movements, #protestors, #retail, #stores, #destroy, #hate, #cause, #donate, #context
Transcript
dilbert: all of our retail locations were destroyed by protesters last night. why do they hate us? dilbert: they don't hate us. we donate to their cause. dilbert: am i missing some context? boss: you should see what they do to the people they don't like.
Sunday November 22,
2020
Satellite Launch
Tags #satellite, #launch, #radar, #alien, #spaceship, #systems, #technology, #reality, #suggestion, #rocket, #trajectory, #bird, #belgium
Transcript
dilbert in control room with others: we've triple-checked all systems, and we are ready to launch the satellite. nothing can go wrong. initiating launch. boss: nothing can go wrong? what if an alien spaceship appears over the launch site? dilbert: gaaa!!! don't jinx us. boss: that's not how reality works. i can't make things happen just by suggesting them. dilbert: you're wrong! that is exactly how reality works! wa;;y: something just appeared on radar directly above the rockets trajectory. boss: maybe it's a bird. wally: it's the size of belgium.
Monday November 16,
2020
Real Men Multitask
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #technology, #software, #software design, #concentrate, #multitask, #distraction, #kill, #error
Transcript
boss: do you ever think about the fact that one small error in your software design could kill hundreds of people? all it would take is some kind of distraction while you are trying to concentrate. dilbert: are you done? boss: a real man could multitask in this situation.