Headline: Pointy-haired Convict. The Boss is wearing a prison jumper and says to Wally, "I've got to find a way to bust out of this joint." Wally responds, "Try walking backward." The Boss says, "Well, that didn't work... Oh, I get it: This is a little joke you play on all the fresh meat."
Dogbert: "In market research terms, you belong to the 'techno geek' segment."
"You're shy, boring, gullible and male. You prefer computers to people. There's always a spider on your arm."
"Made you look."