co-worker: i can't support this project because you're all a bunch of corrupt, godless communists.
dilbert: just out of curiosity, where did you get your education?
co-worker: i learned everything i need to know on social media.
dilbert: how does that help you evaluate a technical proposal?
co-worker: it's simple. i take one look at all of your faces, and i know everything i need to know.
co-worker looking at wally: i mean, look at this guy's face. he's obviously a grifter.
wally: lucky guess.
co-worker looking at alice: this one obviously has anger issues.
dilbert: i demand a larger sample size!
co-worker: whatever geek face.
Dilbert sits down with the lawyer and says, "I'm working ona top secret military project. My boss hired some North Elbonians to help me." Dilbert says, "They're communists. If I give them any information, I could be guilty of treason. I could be executed." Dilbert asks, "Can you help?" The lawyer says, "Sure. What would I have to do - pull a lever?"