Dogbert Technology Comic Strips

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

1000 Results for Dogbert Technology

View 1 - 10 results for dogbert technology comic strips. Discover the best "Dogbert Technology" comics from Dilbert.com.

Appearing In Photos

Thank you for voting.
Appearing In Photos - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 12, 2020's comic on:


Tags #co-workers, #technology, #social media, #friends, #Opinion, #abhor, #person, #characteristics, #jerk

View Transcript

Transcript

tina: i can't be your friend because i saw a disturbing photo of you on social media. you were in a group photo with a person whose opinions i abhor. dilbert: can you explain why that makes me a bad person? tina: sure. duh. when you appear in photos with other people, you acquire their bad characteristics. dilbert: i don't think that's how it works. tina: that's exactly how it works! one photo with a jerk makes you a jerk! case closed! dilbert taking selfie with Tina in background: smile. tina upset: no-ooo!!!

Trial Postponed

Thank you for voting.
Trial Postponed - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 08, 2020's comic on:


Tags #business, #trial, #court, #stupidity, #judge, #dare, #lawyer, #postponed

View Transcript

Transcript

dogbert: your trial at the court of stupidity has been postponed. the judge is suffering from a gavel-related injury. dilbert: did you attack him with a gavel? dogbert: didn't need to. the man can't say no to a dare.

Court Of Stupidity

Thank you for voting.
Court Of Stupidity - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 07, 2020's comic on:


Tags #business, #legal, #court, #lawyer, #stupidity, #appeal, #bailiff

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert at table with dogbert: my boss is accusing me o not knowing what he was thinking. i need you to be my lawyer and handle my appeal to the court of stupidity. court of stupidity the court rules in favor of the bailiff.

Inefficiency

Thank you for voting.
Inefficiency - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 02, 2020's comic on:


Tags #managers & supervisors, #inefficient, #process, #obsolete, #market, #technology, #multidisciplinary, #systems, #fight, #fire

View Transcript

Transcript

alice: our internal processes are so inefficient that we can't get products to market before they are obsolete. boss: i'll create a multidisciplinary task force to look into it. alice: you want to use an inefficient system to fix an inefficient system? boss: it's called fighting fire with fire.

Rfp Process

Thank you for voting.
Rfp Process - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 01, 2020's comic on:


Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #rfp, #proceed, #stupid, #technology, #obsolete

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: we finished the r.f.p. process and selected a vendor. but it tool so long that all of their technology is obsolete. should i proceed stupidly? boss: it got us this far.

Can You Explain

Thank you for voting.
Can You Explain - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 31, 2019's comic on:


Tags #technology, #product, #experience, #content, #salesman

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: can you explain what your product does? salesman: our product was created by an experienced team of technologists to address the way content is surfaced. dilbert: next time just say, "no."

Searching On A Phone

Thank you for voting.
Searching On A Phone - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 29, 2019's comic on:


Tags #office workers, #communication, #phone, #protocol, #task, #rude, #technology, #insult, #fake

View Transcript

Transcript

tina: i have something funny to show you. just give me a minute to find it on my phone. dilbert thinking: what's the protocol in this situation? should i just sit here and stare at her pawing at her phone? i can't talk because she's focused on her task. and it would be rude to walk away. would it be an insult to look at my own phone and mentally check out from this useless interaction? tina: ah! i found it! dilbert: okay, good. tina: wait, that's not the right one. dilbert: is this why people fake their own deaths?

User Complaints

Thank you for voting.
User Complaints - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 25, 2019's comic on:


Tags #managers & supervisors, #technology, #support, #business, #staff, #overwhelmed, #bonus, #product, #launch, #department, #problem, #cause, #fair

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: our tech support staff is overwhelmed because we shipped the wrong user guide with our product. boss: my bonus only depends on launching the product on time. tech support isn't my department. dilbert: you caused the problem. boss: who told you it was a fair world.

Dogbert's Tech Support

Thank you for voting.
Dogbert's Tech Support - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 24, 2019's comic on:


Tags #technology, #user, #manual, #common sense

View Transcript

Transcript

dogbert's tech support dogbert: yes, we know the user manual refers to the wrong product. just use your common sense to figure out what the manual should have said. voice from phone: i tried the, but it didn't work. dogbert: i can't fix your common sense!

Ship Without Manual

Thank you for voting.
Ship Without Manual  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 23, 2019's comic on:


Tags #business, #technology, #ship, #user, #interface, #model, #enemy

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: the product is ready to ship as soon as the new user guide is complete. boss: ship it with the old model's user guide. dilbert: the user interface is totally different. boss: don't let perfect be the enemy of shipping.