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Tuesday April 13,
2021
Pretending To Listen
Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #technology, #laptop, #pretending, #listening, #camera, #look, #zoom, #anger, #video call, #boss, #easy, #golden age
Transcript
boss on video call. boss: some of you are only pretending to be paying attention to this zoom call. boss yelling: you're still doing it! stop it! look into the camera!!! dilbert at home. dilbert: pretending to listen to your boss has never been easier. dogbert: golden age!
Thursday October 08,
2020
No Mask For Zoom Call
Tags #business, #zoom, #video conferencing, #face mask, #clinical, #study, #easy, #hate, #coffee
Transcript
dilbert video conferencing: you don't need a mask for a Zoom call. employee: can you back up that claim with a randomized clinical study? dilbert: i've noticed it's a lot easier to hate people lately.
Friday July 17,
2020
Boss Wins In Arbitration
Tags #accused, #arbitration, #bribery, #business, #covid, #employment, #fired, #job, #pandemic, #racism, #rotten, #system, #white supremacist, #Win
Transcript
boss and carol wearing face masks. boss: i was falsely accused of being a white supremacist and fired. but i won in arbitration and got my job back! carol: how did you win? boss: bribery. once you realize the whole system is rotten, it's easier.
Monday July 06,
2020
Five Pages Of Forms
Tags #salesman, #vendor, #application, #technology, #cancel, #order, #easy, #difficult, #signature
Transcript
vendor salesman: just fill out these five pages of information, and we're good to go. dilbert: no. cancel the order, and i'll find an easier vendor to work with. vendor salesman: in that case, all i need is your signature. dilbert: that worked? continued...
Saturday December 14,
2019
Denying Science
Tags #business, #technology, #medical, #antidepressants, #product, #science
Transcript
dogbert's tech support dogbert: i recommend taking powerful antidepressants. it won't make our product any easier to use, but maybe you won't care as much. of course it will work. sheesh! - deny science much?
Friday August 24,
2018
Dilbert Uses Bumper Sticker Wisdom
Tags #Dilbert, #the boss, #permission, #bumper stickers, #forgive
Transcript
The Boss: Dilbert, did you reconfigure the server without my permission? Dilbert: Let me consult my collection of bumper stickers for an answer. "It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission." The Boss: Okay, that sounds right.
Thursday June 14,
2018
Dilbert Speaks Truth To Power
Tuesday January 16,
2018
Ricky Joins The Ai Project
Tags #recommendation, #artificial intelligence, #lowers bar, #human intelligence, #artificial, #honored, #too nice
Transcript
Dilbert: I recommend Ricky to our artificial intelligence project. He lowers the bar on what constitutes human intelligence, so it will be easier for us to achieve the artificial kind. I would be honored to work on the project, The boss: Okay, I see what you mean.
Tuesday July 25,
2017
Wally's Excuses List
Tags #meeting, #work ethic, #laziness, #excuses, #avoidance, #business
Transcript
Wally: Work got a lot easier after I compiled a list of all my best work-avoidance excuses. Man: Wally, can you attend my project meeting? Wally: Well, let me check. Man: I haven't told you when we're meeting. Wally: That matters less than you think it should.
Wednesday January 18,
2017
The Illusion Of Work
Tags #work ethic, #laziness, #deception
Transcript
Wally: It's easier to create the illusion of work than it is to do actual work. That's why I carry this red folder with me wherever I go. Man: Can you attend a design meeting at two? Wally: Ooh... I wish I could, but I'm behind on the red file.