Dilbert: The office is a beautiful place when everyone else is working from home. No distractions, private bathroom, and I no longer need to suppress my bodily noises. Brraaaap! Freedom!
dilbert thinking as walking into conference room: oh, no. i'm here too early. there will be chitchat.
dilbert sitting empty conference room: someone is going to bore me to death talking about their diet preferences.
ted: i only eat figs.
dilbert thinking: kill me. kill me. kill me.
the boss: your inspirational quote of the day is... next frame is outside of office building: "go hard or go home." the boss in empty conference room: i shouldn't have made it sound like a choice.
Man: Wow, that's a great idea. Let's just do that! LOL!
Dilbert: I've noticed that you are nothing but an empty vessel for transporting sarcasm.
Man: Oooh! I'm such an empty vessel! LOL!
Dilbert: I don't know what to do with all of this.
The Boss: A pessimist says the glass is half empty. An optimist says it is half full.
Dilbert: The engineer says the glass is too big.
The Boss: The manager says the engineer should shut his pie hole.
Dilbert: I got millennial fever from talking to a millennial. Now I see my job as a meaningless series of empty tasks. Catbert: What do you expect me to do about that? Dilbert: I was hoping for some praise.
Dilbert: I didn't accomplish anything this week because I made the mistake of talking to a millennial. It sucked the ambition out of me. Now I'm nothing but an empty husk of pain and pointlessness. Boss: Walk it off. Dilbert: I need a job that pays me for listening to my favorite music.
Asok: I used to have a traditional soul, but I upgraded it.
Now I let the major social media companies control my beliefs and actions through their dopamine delivery systems.,
Dilbert: That sounds like and empty life.
Asok: you old- timers with your legacy souls are hilarious.
Dilbert: According to Einstein, time flows more slowly in meetings than it does in empty space. That's because people are dense. Boss: Is that true? Alice: For you it is.
Boss: I forget why I walked over here. Dilbert: Were you planning to spew empty jargon in my direction to create the illusion of leadership? Boss: Oh, right. But now it feels as if the moment has passed.
