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Objective Reality

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Objective Reality - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #office, #office workers, #mit, #deliverables

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the boss: wally, can you explain why your deliverables are late? wally: an experiment at kit suggests there is no objective reality, so maybe i wasn't late. the boss: i don't know how to respond to that. wally: try smiling and nodding. maybe toss in an "oh."

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #useless, #mit degree, #engineering, #easier, #raise

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The boss: "I don't understand anything you do, so I assume it's all useless." Dilbert: "Maybe you could go to M.I.T. and get a degree in engineering so you would understand what I do." The boss: "Would that be easier than not giving you a raise?"

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #pathological liar, #work, #luck, #phd in laitology, #from mit, #diploma

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Dilbert asks Dogbert who sits on the armrest of the couch, "Dogbert, I need your help dealing with a pathological liar at work." Dogbert says, "You're in luck. I happen to have a Ph.D. in Liatology from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology." Dilbert crosses his arms and says defiantly, "I'd love to see your diploma." Dogbert replies, "I'll mail it to you."